Friday, November 12, 2010

Taking a Bad Sail with the Captain

Who would Have thought. You could have a Bad sail with the Captain? I learned another Very hard lesson with alcohol this past week. And I may never want to drink again. Even at my age, you live & learn.

When I was I guess around 22, I had my first bout with Alcohol Poisoning. We were playing a round of Shots w/ Goldenshulger (cant spell it) Yeagermeister & Firewater. Well my friend Rich tells me Im not actually doing the shots i was faking it. So being cute, I took the bottle of Firewater & chugged it. Needless to say. My Dad found me in the backyard hours later with my best friend puking my brains out.. I was cute alright. I had alcohol poisoning & was in bed for days. You would think I learned my lesson. Which I thought i did, for years I tried to avoid shots as much as possible..

So we break to this last Halloween. Many years has passed since that incident. Sometimes it just feels like yesterday. I dont drink that much anymore. Believe me I have drank enough in the last years to float a river. It just got sorta old. Didnt feel it anymore.. So I worked all day on Halloween, ran home to get my costume ready & we headed out at 630 for the Pub crawl. im thinking, well if I drink Capt & Sprite I can stop myself. Because with beer i cant.. My first drink was ALL captain!! bartender thought he was doing me a favor. Which umm NO he wasnt at all. He was contributing to a VERY long. VERY drunk night.. =(

We started in one town I think I had at least 4 or 5 Strong Capts before 11pm. Then we drove to the next town to hit the halloween party there. Should i have drank more? Hell No. Did I? Oh hell Yes.. Because i ran into my Married X boyfriend & his wife whos dispises me. He still hits on me when shes not around. Soooo I had him smiling & winking at me. And her giving me the evil eye.. in order to avoid it. I Got wasted on capt!! NOT a good thing.. I was talking Chinese by the end of the night from what i was told..

Made it home safely. Got up the next day, Didnt feel to bad. But for the next few days I had trouble eating. It was horrible. By the weekend I was sicker then a dog. Not eating. Anxiety attacks setting in. And i wound up in the ER the following Monday night. Gastinious was the outcome. Whats that? Basically ,y stomach is full of Acid from Binge Drinking Capt! Can you believe that shit? So here I am 2 weeks later..finally feeling better & eating antiacids for the next mth to clear up my stomach so I DONT get an Ulcer.

One night of Fun = 2 weeks of Hell. I really dont think it was worth it. Do You?

If life was easy, where would all the adventures be?

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