My David Cook Meltdown

We spent the day with Zack at Disney Quest in Downtown Disney. Although Larry, Helen, Lisa & I wouldnt admit it, I think we had as much fun as he did!! LoL...
The end of the night. Larry & Helen had left hours earlier. But Zack, Lisa & I wandered around for a little bit. Just enjoying the evening before heading home to the Cape.
Well little did they know that I was about to have the MELTDOWN of a lifetime on them! HOB (house of blues) is right across from Disney Quest. We were getting ready to leave. When we walked by to here someone playin accoustic inside the HOB and girls dressed like super hoochies in a line that was wrapped around everywhere..So of course I am thinking (someone) important is in there...I look at the sign.
It says Colby Calliet, Edwem Mcain & someone else that fails to my mind at this minute. But at the Bottom is say *AND DAVID COOK* ok for any of you that know me. I Love that guy. LoL...Theres just something about his voice. Its like Lifehouse to me! :) I turned around TOTALLY SPEECHLESS....Then I went into Super Susan Meltdown. It was quite ugly.
For one it was sold out & he was RIGHT THERE. And for two, some guy is standing there offering me tickets as I am flipping out. We had to get Zack home for schooll. It was a 3 hour drive home. And I whined all the way home. Hell its been 2 weeks & I am still whining about it...
Little did i know that he was ALSO at the freakin Magic Kingdom with Drew Lachey the weekend before and I was there but we were blocked out because you had to buy the tickets months & months in advance!! My friend Helen actually watched Archie film a commercial there that same morning but had NO clue who he was. Which is really funny. She referred to him as some little kid! LoL...
2 chances to see David SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO close & SOOOOOOOOOOO freakin far.....
Lisa got me his CD for christmas, Imma gonna break it open right now...But I found the videos of what I missed sadly.
Awww one day! LOL

I Found My Girlfriend In the Closet with David Cook - blog from Mr. Big

Somehow I have turned into a bloggin fool! lol...But listen up. I just found this on another Blog & I fell in love with it. Those of you that know me well enough could see this happening! In fact that certain someone has been yelling at me for Years about my little thing for 98 Degrees....AND doesnt realize that he has already yelled at me about my new little *guily pleasure* and has NO Clue!! grins. Read on at this funny little blog!!

I Found My Girlfriend In the Closet with David Cook

My name is Mr. Big. I am the ideal, sexy boyfriend. I just reunited with my long, lost love… her name is Bitten. I thought our life together was perfect. I had no idea I would be sharing my precious Bitten with David Cook. Yes, The.American.Idol. The one and only.

Here's what happened...

The American Idol season finale had ended, and I'm looking for Bitten... I can't find her. I hear odd clicking and whirring noises coming from behind the closet door. I open the closet and I find her hunched behind the laundry basket, all aglow from the light of three laptops. There are some other glow-in-the-dark "implements" providing additional illumination, but… well… let's just not go there, okay? She has any number of headphones wrapped around her like lights on a Christmas tree and what appears to be an iPod Shuffle stuck to her forehead. She sees me. Bitten looks equally horrified and... Guilty.

I survey the situation.

One computer appears to be in an endless YouTube loop of David Cook in his skivvies as "Guitar Hero". I can remember when I used to be Bitten's Guitar Hero. The other computer is awash in Google hits, query "David Cook". The last computer… well, it's hard for me to talk about it. Oh, the Betrayal. It's just so hurtful... You know what I'm talking about, don't you? That Blogging Little Ho. She promised me she would stop blogging about David Cook, but dammit if I don't find her on that stupid TVFan website, smoke coming off her fingertips! And her response to me? "Not bloggin', not bloggin', I swear!!! But… if I were blogging, then, er, Tawanda made me do it. And Syesha, too!... her and her sex toys. It's all THEIR fault!"

Well, I for one have had enough. I know I am not alone. Men, Husbands, Boyfriends, Fiancees… Listen Up! The Time has come for us to take back what is rightfully ours! That's right, I am not giving up on us Bitten! Who's With Me?!

David Cook, I am putting you on Notice. Know this: I'm coming after you… Yes, I Am. I will find your Kryptonite, I will exploit your weaknesses and I will strip you of whatever magical power you apparently possess that makes you The.American.Catnip to every red-blooded Cougar and Puma in existence! That's right, watch your back, Nepeta Cataria, because Mr. Big is on the Trail.

After all… There.Can.Be.Only.One... And I'm not going down without a fight!

SoooOOOooo Flippin Excited *I am a Word Nerd* lol

Vote 4 David Now!!!!

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